"I Want To Go Home" "YOU WANT TO DROWN!" |
Uhm, hi, my name's Amanda! I'm a writer who has been trying for years to write a novel and has failed horribly. I just can't seem to get past the first eight chapters! I have an immense love for men with accents, the word antidisestablishmentarianism, puns, Disney, cute animals, grammar symbols that are not really used or recognized (such as the interrobang aka ?!), and youtube videos that no one else in my friend group really finds funny. I am as socially capable as a log and I have the sexual appeal of a panda. I also tend to ramble and rant, which, ironically, i believe I am doing now. So, yeah, le fin! :D
Ok, i'm done! Enjoy :)
Here, enjoy the gift of Music :)
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true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
(Source: drgero, via time-not-well-wasted)
(Source: paralysedbeaver, via ikkinnorwoks)
… He is making some very good points.
I’m going to start calling cow’s four legged boobs.
(Source: insertfandomreference, via -justlove)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via ikkinnorwoks)
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
old sport
(via ikkinnorwoks)
Biologists would have you call this thing an Armadillo-Girdled Lizard, Cordylus cataphractus, but I won’t be fooled. This is clearly a baby dragon. They also have this adorable habit of biting their own tails for no discernible reason. Which is adorable until you remember what the ouroboros is, and inevitably conclude that these things are also dark magic.
Magical dragons. It all makes sense.
(via ikkinnorwoks)
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
(via squldward)
how will i get guys to notice me if i cant even get teachers to notice my hand in class
I don’t even raise my hand in class, how can I do a move for guys to notice me?
88th:
Not
Safe
For
Whoopi Goldberg
finally an option that fits me
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