proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you



boygeorgemichaelbluth:

thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

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itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER


defensivewounds:

kinkstertime:

panic-at-the-dildos:

we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.

That’s painfully accurate.


"Where does a thought go when it’s forgotten?"  - Sigmund Freud (via pornstarwars)


"That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of."  - John Green, An Abundance of Katherines  (via wordsnquotes)


"I loved him more than he loved me, that was the problem. A basic imbalance. Relationships like that never last, however hard you try."  - Lisa Jewell, Vince and Joy (via baka-ji)



princeofbellehair:

dreadlocmamaa:

this is actually me every fucking day though

My 28 year old medical student brother sent me this


"I’m used to it"  - The saddest thing you can hear someone say. (via suckingonlarry)


kingmikewarren:

that one person who whenever they come online you just

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i smell friend


"Never miss an opportunity to tell someone how much they mean to you."  - (via dykays)


"I want to be wrapped in your arms, but instead you’re wrapped in my thoughts."  - I miss you. (via dreamindeeply)


youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond